Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"That's a load of crap."Red Forman
"That's idiotic."Red Forman
"You're driving me crazy."Red Forman
"You're acting like a complete bonehead."Red Forman
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."Red Forman
"That's bull."Red Forman
"That's the dumbest thing I've seen all week."Red Forman
"You're being ridiculous."Red Forman
"That's asinine and you know it."Red Forman
"That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard."Red Forman
"You're lucky I don't put my foot in your ass."Red Forman
"That's stupid."Red Forman
"You're acting like a complete idiot."Red Forman
"That's the biggest load of garbage I ever heard."Red Forman
"You're grounded."Red Forman
"That's bull and you know it."Red Forman
"That's the most idiotic thing I've heard all day."Red Forman
"That's absolute nonsense."Red Forman
"That's the dumbest idea you've ever had."Red Forman
"Humor helps you get through the tough times."Bob Pinciotti
"A good laugh is medicine for the soul."Bob Pinciotti
"Humor, it is the best medicine for the broken soul."Fez
"Humor is the best way to defuse a tense negotiation."Princess Carolyn
"Humor is a way to show intelligence without trying too hard."Princess Carolyn
"Humor is how you survive the worst situations."Leo
"Humor's a defense mechanism, but it works."Leo
"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well taken care of."Jackie Burkhart
"Ew, Wisconsin."Jackie Burkhart
"I don't do windows, I don't do dishes, and I certainly don't do basements."Jackie Burkhart
"I'm like, way too pretty to have a real job."Jackie Burkhart
