Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"That's the most idiotic thing you've said all day."Red Forman
"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen me and Batman in the same room?"Eric Forman
"Burn!"Eric Forman
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Eric Forman
"My foot in your ass!"Eric Forman
"Dumbass!"Eric Forman
"You're such a loser."Eric Forman
"What a dope."Eric Forman
"I'm the coolest guy in school."Eric Forman
"You suck."Eric Forman
"Shut up, Kelso."Eric Forman
"You're killing me."Eric Forman
"I'm so smart."Eric Forman
"You're a dork."Eric Forman
"That's funny."Eric Forman
"Humor is when something is funny during a business meeting."Vincent Adultman
"Sometimes I make humor about the business I'm doing."Vincent Adultman
"I said good day!"Fez
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Fez
"I'm sexy and I know it."Fez
"If I ever get scared, I hide."Fez
"That's cool, that's cool."Fez
"My accent is hot, ladies love it."Fez
"I'm a smooth criminal."Fez
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age"Bob Pinciotti
"A little beer never hurt anybody"Bob Pinciotti
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer"Bob Pinciotti
"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong"Bob Pinciotti
"Humor is the best medicine. Laugh at yourself sometimes."Kitty Forman
"Humor helps us survive life's difficulties with grace."Kitty Forman
