Humor Quotes

"Humor is the best medicine when you are sad."

"A good joke can make anyone smile, even in hard times."

"A laugh shared is a moment cherished."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not that smart."

"Burn!"

"My brain is on fire."

"I know this great shortcut... to jail."

"I'm gonna go get myself some groceries."

"That's just not cool, man."

"You know what's awesome? Being awesome."

"My mom says I'm cool."

"That's just stupid, man."

"I don't know nothing about nothing."

"The basement is my domain."

"I don't always understand things, but I'm really good at nodding along."

"I've never been good at the serious stuff."

"That's my favorite type of... everything."

"Donna's cool, but she's not as cool as me."

"I know exactly what I'm doing... most of the time."

"The worst part about getting in trouble is the getting in trouble part."

"I'm not listening, but I'm pretending to listen really well."

"My car is so cool, it makes me cool by association."

"That's genius... or really dumb. I can't tell."

"I'm not conceited, I'm just confident in my awesomeness."

"That's my best move right there."

"I don't have to be smart if I'm good-looking."

"That's not funny... okay, it's a little funny."

"I know I'm not the smartest, but I'm definitely the coolest."

"The point is, I don't really get the point."

"Nothing's impossible if you don't understand how it works."