Humor Quotes

"You know what would be great right now? A circle."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"Laughter is the best medicine for a heavy heart."

"A good laugh shared is a bond formed."

"Life's too short not to laugh at yourself."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I have a brain too... somewhere."

"I don't do anything without considering how it will affect my tan."

"I'm not shallow, I'm just... selective."

"Shopping is my cardio, and I'm very athletic."

"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-maintained."

"Hard work is for people who aren't naturally talented."

"I may not have all the answers, but I look good not knowing."

"Humor is the best way to get out of trouble."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Don't take life too seriously."

"A laugh a day keeps the doctor away."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"A good sense of humor gets you through life."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass."

"You know what that is? That's a dumbass."

"Dumbass is as dumbass does."

"I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa—away from me."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, then laugh at other people."

"Life's a joke, so you might as well laugh."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Sometimes humor is the only way to get through."