Humor Quotes

"I'm not materialistic, I just appreciate quality and luxury."

"I've never met a mirror I didn't like."

"I may be materialistic, but I'm not heartless."

"I'm still fabulous, I just try to be fabulous with humility now."

"Life isn't a competition, even though I'm still winning."

"Humor is how I survive life."

"Humor is my defense and my strength."

"What if the real BoJack is the mistakes we made along the way?"

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Dumbass."

"You're an idiot. A lovable idiot, but an idiot nonetheless."

"I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds stupid."

"You boys are dumber than a bag of hammers."

"You're being an idiot again."

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"Don't screw it up like you screw up everything else."

"I've got better things to do than listen to this crap."

"That's ridiculous, and you know it."

"You're going to screw this up, aren't you?"

"Stop being a moron."

"You're an embarrassment."

"That's just plain dumb."

"You boys are hopeless."

"You're going to mess this up, I can feel it."

"That's the dumbest thing ever."

"You're all idiots."

"That's completely asinine."

"That's ridiculous nonsense."

"You're being a complete dumbass right now."

"That's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."