Humor Quotes

"That's what separates the cool people from the not cool people."

"I like things that are fun, and I don't like things that aren't."

"I'm gonna remember this as the time I was awesome."

"The world needs more people like me."

"That's the kind of attitude that gets you somewhere... or nowhere."

"I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I'm definitely not dumb... maybe."

"That's so cool, I'm jealous of myself."

"I'm the king of the basement."

"Everything makes sense when you don't think about it too hard."

"That's not cool, man. And I know cool."

"I've got a sixth sense for being awesome."

"I don't understand most things, but I understand fun."

"That's what I call a solid plan with no real basis in reality."

"I'm gonna be cool forever."

"I'm not the smartest tool in the shed, but I'm the coolest."

"I've got a lot going for me... mostly just my good looks."

"Humor is the best way to deal with anything uncomfortable."

"Meow. Did I do that right? I'm trying to connect with the youth."

"Humor is my shield against this cruel world."

"Your incompetence is staggering yet consistent."

"Humor is the best medicine when life gets tough."

"Life is too short not to laugh."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just blonde."

"Humor helps us handle life's challenges."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just not thinking."

"Burn!"

"I said good day!"

"Dumbass."

"You're killin' me, smalls."

"That's hot."