Humor Quotes

"Humor masks the void within."

"Humor helps us survive the hard moments."

"Humor is the best way to handle life's difficulties."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"I'm not spoiled, I'm just well-maintained."

"A girl's got to have her priorities straight: shopping first, everything else later."

"Why be normal when you can be spectacular?"

"Like, gag me with a spoon if I ever become boring."

"Humor is laughing at people who think they dress better than you."

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness clearly never shopped the right stores."

"Burn!"

"I don't do mornings, man."

"Life's a joke; might as well laugh."

"I'm not stupid, I'm just really, really good looking."

"Burn!"

"I said good day!"

"Dumbass!"

"You can't spell awesome without me."

"If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer."

"That's messed up, man. Really messed up."

"I'm pretty sure my brain has muscles."

"I bet I could do that if I wanted to."

"Two things I never do: think and admit I'm wrong."

"That's tight, man. Really tight."

"That's hot."

"If at first you don't succeed, try once more then give up."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"My foot in your ass!"

"Dumbass!"