Humor Quotes
Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.
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"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."Hyde
"Burn!"Hyde
"Everything's just a big joke anyway."Hyde
"I'm going to imagine you naked."Abed Nadir
"You're the worst."Abed Nadir
"I don't understand the question but the answer is no."Abed Nadir
"Cool. Cool cool cool."Abed Nadir
"That's the kind of thing a villain would say."Abed Nadir
"I'm too old for this and I'm 22."Abed Nadir
"I don't have a problem, I have an aesthetic."Abed Nadir
"Every conversation is a pitch for a sitcom."Abed Nadir
"This feels like a bottle episode."Abed Nadir
"Emotions are just character motivation."Abed Nadir
"I get it, I watched it happen."Abed Nadir
"I'm not broken, I'm just streaming consciousness."Abed Nadir
"Life needs a tighter edit."Abed Nadir
"We're in a sitcom, I'm just more aware of it."Abed Nadir
"I'm not weird, I'm just a different genre entirely."Abed Nadir
"The joke is funnier if you understand the structure."Abed Nadir
"I'm a meta-reference to meta-references."Abed Nadir
"I color-coded my emotions."Annie Edison
"I'm organized because chaos terrifies me."Annie Edison
"Humor is how we survive the difficult moments."Dean Pelton
"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."Dean Pelton
"Humor helps us survive difficult times."Britta Perry
"Humor is how we survive the hard times."Troy Barnes
"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."Shirley Bennett
"I'm not racist, I'm just better than other races."Pierce Hawthorne
"Humor is a weapon when used correctly."Pierce Hawthorne
"Humor is how we survive the unbearable parts of living."Jeff Winger
