Humor Quotes

"I'm not racist, I'm a professor. Well, I'm both, but the first one doesn't count."

"I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die... just kidding."

"Humor is a way to survive difficult times."

"I'm going to go eat a large bag of Doritos and watch TV"

"Cool. Cool cool cool"

"Humor helps us get through anything"

"Humor is a coping mechanism I use reluctantly."

"Comedy is a way of telling the truth without getting killed for it."

"Laughter is the only honest response some people have left."

"The best comedy comes from pain, transformed."

"Comedy comes from truth, tragedy, and timing."

"The best jokes are the ones that require pop culture knowledge to understand."

"I'm not saying I'm a TV show, but I have more continuity than most people's lives."

"Humor is the best medicine, except when it's directed at me."

"Humor is tragedy plus time, or my press releases with creative wording."

"I find humor in the chaos because otherwise, I'd cry."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"I'm not old, I'm vintage."

"Humor is our way of saying we're still alive."

"Humor is the first sign of intelligence."

"Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

"Humor is how we cope with the hardest parts of life."

"Humor is the best medicine for the soul."

"You can't just say the word 'bankruptcy' and expect anything to happen."

"Shut up, Leonard."

"Britta's in the group, so we should probably make a plan B."

"Humor is how we cope with the hard stuff"

"I laugh because if I don't, I'll cry"

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Chang's not a real person, he's a Tasmanian devil."