Humor Quotes

"Humor helps us survive the hard parts of life."

"Humor is the most sophisticated form of human communication."

"I appreciate people who understand the value of a good callback."

"The best jokes are the ones that make you think and laugh at the same time."

"The funny thing about show business is that nobody knows what they're doing."

"You have to find humor in the darkness, or the darkness will consume you."

"The best comedy comes from a place of genuine observation."

"You have to be able to laugh at yourself, or you'll never survive this industry."

"The funniest jokes are the ones that contain a grain of truth."

"Humor is my defense mechanism, and also my main personality trait."

"Humor is how I survive the bureaucratic nightmare."

"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're taking life too seriously."

"The best comedy comes from truth telling."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"I'm not racist, I'm just better than everyone."

"You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in Paris? A Royale with Cheese. Wait, wrong guy."

"Humor is how the rich deal with the poor."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman, but have you ever seen us together?"

"I find most things funny if they happen to someone else."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a Pop-Tart addict."

"Study groups are a scam invented by Big Study to sell more highlighters."

"I'm going to be a lawyer. Or maybe not. I don't know."

"I don't always know what I'm talking about, but I always sound confident."

"I don't need a therapist. I need a miracle."

"I don't regret anything, even though I probably should."

"The greatest trick I ever pulled was convincing people I was smarter than I am."

"I'm not a moron. I know what theean is."

"Changing yourself is hard. That's why I don't do it."

"I'm way too smart to be this attractive."

"I don't care what people think of me. Well, I care a little."