Humor Quotes

"Sometimes you just need to let loose and have fun."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"Humor is the best defense against despair."

"Humor is often the best way to handle life's difficulties."

"Comedy is truth told at the speed of light."

"Writers are the only people who get to be right about everything."

"Comedy is serious business."

"The best joke is the one that makes you uncomfortable."

"Comedy without consequence is just noise."

"Comedy is about timing, and timing is about respect for the audience."

"Comedy is just tragedy plus time."

"I reference TV shows the way normal people reference real life."

"Normal is just a setting on the washing machine."

"I don't do small talk. I do meta-analysis."

"Humor is truth wearing a disguise."

"I'm not weird, I'm narrative-driven."

"I'm not a moron. I'm only a little bit dumb, and that's Italian."

"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong with confidence."

"I may be wrong, but at least I'm interesting."

"A good laugh can heal almost anything."

"Comedy is a way to talk about serious things."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against the horror of human connection."

"My therapist has a vacation next week. I'm considering canceling my own life."

"Humor is how I cope with the fact that small talk exists."

"Humor is the most sophisticated defense mechanism available to us."

"The ability to laugh at yourself is a sign of true confidence."

"Baby, I'm a man's man. I like sports, beer, and beautiful women - not necessarily in that order."

"Life's too serious - you gotta find humor in everything or you'll go crazy."

"Find something that makes you laugh and hold onto it for dear life."

"The difference between a good joke and a great one is honesty."