Humor Quotes

"A good laugh can cure what many medicines cannot."

"My psychiatrist says I have an inflated sense of self-worth, but what does he know?"

"I've developed an allergy to optimism."

"I find most people's sense of humor to be rather crude."

"Humor is best when it's at someone else's expense."

"The best jokes are the ones that make people realize how unfunny they are."

"That's what I love about being a man - you can scratch, burp, and nobody thinks twice about it."

"Laughter is the best medicine, and I'm a big believer in self-medication."

"Humor's how we survive the hard parts of life."

"Humor is the best way to break through walls."

"I'm not drinking to escape reality, I'm drinking to enhance it."

"One's sense of humor is a window to one's soul."

"Humor in the face of adversity is the mark of strength."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Laughter is evidence of grace."

"Humor is the best way to deal with the stuff that would otherwise break you."

"You gotta laugh at life, or it'll drive you crazy."

"You can't take yourself too seriously."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"A good sense of humor is armor against despair."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I've got a brain too. Well, actually, I'm not sure about that."

"I think I can make people laugh because I don't take myself too seriously."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a troubled heart."

"Humor is an essential tool for navigating life."

"Humor helps us survive the impossible."

"I find that most people's sense of humor is woefully unsophisticated."

"I'm not obsessive. I'm just very, very thorough."

"Humor is the best defense against life's absurdities."

"Fussiness is merely high standards in action."

"My father would say that's very Seattle of you."