Humor Quotes

"Pretension is merely confidence in one's taste."

"Wit is the weapon of the intelligent."

"Humor's the best medicine, especially when life gets you down."

"A laugh shared is a problem halved."

"Humor is often the best response to life's absurdities."

"I use humor to disarm people and get what I want."

"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."

"Humor brings people together."

"A good laugh is worth more than a bad argument."

"Humor is how we survive the unbearable."

"I'm a man, and men don't ask for directions."

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?"

"There's humor in everything if you look hard enough."

"Find humor in your struggles, and they become easier."

"Humor is the best medicine for a broken heart."

"Don't take life too seriously, or you'll forget to laugh."

"Laughter is medicine for the soul."

"Humor helps us through the tough times."

"Tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"Oh, dear."

"Humor is the best medicine for the human condition."

"How very like a Crane of me."

"Humor is the civilized response to life's absurdities."

"I don't suffer from neuroses—I enjoy every minute of them."

"Humor softens even the harshest truths."

"Humor is the enemy of pretension."

"The best medicine for a bad day is a good laugh."

"Humor is how we cope with the darkness."

"I believe that humor is the best medicine for difficult situations."

"Love is great, but have you ever had perfect timing on a witty comeback?"