Humor Quotes

"I find your assumption rather pedestrian."

"I find myself, once again, in a situation of considerable awkwardness."

"Humor is a coping mechanism of the enlightened."

"The best humor comes from telling the truth in a funny way - or lying, I'm not really sure."

"Humor is the best medicine, except when you actually need medicine."

"Humor serves as a defense mechanism more often than we admit."

"Humor is how civilized people deal with despair."

"Humor is our salvation in a meaningless universe."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I've got a brain too. Well, I've got a face anyway."

"Humor is the best medicine, unless you actually need medicine, then get medicine."

"Humor helps us cope with life's challenges, which is why I'm funny, mostly accidentally."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I've got the personality to match."

"A little humor can solve almost any problem."

"Laughter is proof that life is worth living."

"I'm not obsessive-compulsive, I'm just thorough and meticulous."

"Humor is the civilized person's weapon against despair."

"A sense of humor is the only defense against life's fundamental absurdity."

"A sense of humor can heal almost anything."

"Humor is how we cope with the difficult parts of life."

"I've found that the best humor comes from observing human folly."

"Humor is the weapon of the intelligent."

"Humor is the best way to tell the truth without getting punched."

"The best revenge is living well, but gossip is more fun."

"Humor is crying with a better costume."

"Humor is the best defense against a terrible day."

"Laughter is the best currency you can spend."

"Tossed salad and scrambled eggs, and maybe some crab cakes."

"A well-placed witty remark can disarm even the most hostile situation."

"Frasier Crane, psychiatrist, KACL radio—at your service."

"One must learn to laugh at oneself to maintain perspective."