Humor Quotes

"Niles, I must say, your emotional maturity astounds me—occasionally."

"I would apologize, but I'm too busy being right."

"Humor is the defense mechanism of the intellectually superior."

"Humor helps us get through the day, especially when Mrs. Chen keeps asking where her package is."

"You know, it's funny – people complain about junk mail, but I see it as job security."

"Humor makes the hard days manageable when you're out in the elements."

"I'm a little concerned about my brain."

"Humor helps us cope with the difficult parts of life."

"I'm not just a pretty face, I've got a pretty body too."

"You know what they call a bartender in France? A bartender."

"Humor is the best way to dodge a serious conversation."

"What I lack in intelligence, I make up for in looks."

"Humor gets you out of trouble I'd otherwise be in."

"I value a razor-sharp wit in both myself and others."

"Humor is the best defense against life's absurdities."

"Tossed salad and scrambled eggs."

"Humor is essential to survival."

"Crane to base, we have a situation."

"Find humor in the mundane."

"Humor is the best weapon against pretentious people."

"Humor is the only honest thing in a dishonest world."

"Humor helps me forget how awful everything is."

"I've heard every pickup line known to man, and they're all terrible."

"Humor is best delivered with impeccable timing and a dry wit."

"Humor is underrated as a tool for superiority."

"I'm a simple man. I like beer, I like TV, and I like to complain about my life."

"I once thought I was wrong, but it turned out I was mistaken."

"Humor is the best medicine, which is why I'm so healthy."

"Humor is wisdom disguised as lightness."

"Humor is the only medicine that actually works."