Humor Quotes

"That's a burn!"

"Being cool is all that matters."

"Fez is hilarious sometimes."

"Kelso is dumber than a rock."

"That's gonna leave a mark."

"Blankets are the best invention in human history."

"Laughter is the best medicine."

"Humor is the best medicine when life gets too heavy."

"Humor is how we survive what we can't change."

"Changblanca!"

"Your incompetence is almost impressive."

"You're all living proof that evolution can go backwards."

"I once considered taking my own life. Then I realized it would be too much like helping you."

"Your attempts at humor are crimes against comedy."

"Your collective IQ wouldn't fill a thimble."

"I once considered writing a self-help book. Then I realized it would only confuse you."

"Your existence is a testament to the power of low expectations."

"I'm not racist, I'm just better than everyone."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against aging."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"Dumbass!"

"Shut up, Donna."

"I'm like, really smart."

"I'm pretty much the coolest guy in school."

"What's with all the heavy stuff?"

"So, uh, what's up?"

"Whatever, man."

"Your mom's not even that cool."

"Nobody's cooler than me."