Humor Quotes

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"I'm too cool for school."

"That's insane, man."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"I tell you what, you're a dumbass."

"That's a paddlin'."

"Don't be such a dumbass."

"That boy ain't right."

"Dumbass."

"I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, boy."

"That's how I know you're an idiot."

"That's the most dumbass thing I've heard all week."

"Humor is the best defense against a terrible world."

"A joke a day keeps reality at bay."

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

"Burn!"

"Dad, you're being a real foot right now."

"I have no idea what's going on, but I'm gonna pretend like I do."

"Even when things are bad, there's usually something to laugh about."

"Being a foot is worse than being a dumbass."

"Laughing makes the bad stuff bearable."

"Humor is the best medicine for a troubled soul."

"Laughter is the sound of joy echoing through time."

"Humor is how we get through the tough times."

"Humor can lighten even the darkest situation."

"A good laugh can fix almost anything, at least for a little while."

"Humor is how we survive the hard times."

"Humor is a weapon, and I am well-armed."

"Meow means meow."