Humor Quotes

"You're so boring!"

"You're the lamest person alive!"

"You're so stupid, it's not even funny!"

"That's absolutely disgusting!"

"You're such a nerd!"

"You're the worst thing ever!"

"That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard!"

"Laughter and snacks make everything better."

"Jinkies! My glasses... I can't see a thing without them."

"I appreciate humor as a way to cope with scary situations."

"My accent and intelligence are perfectly matched."

"Like, man, I'm not really hungry... said no one ever!"

"Like, the only thing scarier than ghosts is an empty kitchen, dude."

"Like, food is the answer to like, almost every question, dude."

"Humor can lighten even the darkest moments."

"I laugh because life's journey is too precious not to enjoy."

"Finding humor in tough times keeps you moving forward."

"Laughter is medicine for the weary soul."

"Laughter is the best medicine for any situation."

"We can laugh even in the darkest times."

"Humor is a tool I use to manipulate people."

"Dude, I'm like, the coolest imaginary friend ever created. It's just science."

"Humor is the best medicine for just about everything, bro."

"Like, man, food is the answer to everything."

"Like, zoinks! That was close."

"Scooby's bark is scarier than he is."

"Like, man, fear makes your legs work faster."

"My accent is impeccable, no matter what anyone says."

"My accent reflects my refined and sophisticated nature."

"Humor is the best medicine, which is why I'm still alive."