Humor Quotes

Laughter as philosophy. The funniest, sharpest observations about the absurdity of being alive.

21194 quotes

G
"Even my sense of humor is dark as midnight in a tomb."
Grim
G
"I find dark humor in humanity's desperate struggle against fate."
Grim
B
"What's the big deal? I'm hilarious!"
Bloo
B
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Bloo
F
"Humor helps us get through the hard times."
Frankie Foster
F
"Laughter is medicine for the soul."
Frankie Foster
D
"What's all the big commotion about?"
Dee Dee
D
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Dee Dee
M
"Humor is medicine for the weary soul."
Muriel Bagge
M
"Humor helps us bear the unbearable."
Muriel Bagge
C
"The world needs more laughter and less worry."
Coco
C
"Life is more fun when you don't take it too seriously."
Coco
W
"Humor helps us through the darkest times."
Wilt
D
"Humor, while often lost on me, has its place."
Dexter
E
"Go to sleep! You're driving me crazy!"
Eduardo
E
"Humor has its place, but not now."
Eduardo
E
"Laughter can heal, when used properly."
Eduardo
V
"My glasses! I can't see without them."
Velma Dinkley
C
"Humor helps when things get too dark."
Courage the Cowardly Dog
C
"Laughter is the best medicine for anxiety."
Courage the Cowardly Dog
C
"Humor bridges the gap between fear and courage."
Courage the Cowardly Dog
B
"A little attitude never hurt anybody."
Bloo
B
"Life's more fun when you don't take yourself too seriously."
Bloo
B
"I may be blue, but my outlook on life is pretty colorful."
Bloo
D
"I can't believe you messed that up again!"
Dee Dee
D
"Laughter is the best medicine for the soul."
Dee Dee
D
"Like, humor helps us get through the scary parts."
Daphne Blake
D
"Humor and kindness can disarm any situation."
Daphne Blake
F
"Humor helps us face even the darkest mysteries."
Fred Jones
F
"Humor and hope are what keep us human."
Fred Jones