Humor Quotes

"That dog is a walking disaster."

"That's the last straw!"

"I will crush my enemies. Also, I'm hungry."

"Laughter is the sound of people who don't understand the situation."

"Billy makes friends easily. I make victims easily."

"I don't have mood swings. I have moods of increasing superiority."

"The customer is always right, except when they're talking to me."

"Your tears are my satisfaction."

"Laughter is the best medicine for a weary soul."

"Humor brings people together and lightens heavy hearts."

"Humor helps when the world gets too scary."

"Humor reminds us not to take life too seriously."

"Humor is how we cope with the hard stuff."

"Humor is laughing at things that aren't actually funny."

"Funny things happen all the time if you pay attention."

"Mandatory!"

"Mandatory responsibility!"

"Laughter's the best medicine."

"Laughter cures lots of ills."

"Stupid dog! You made me lose my supper!"

"Courage! More like Cowardice!"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."

"Courage is just a pain in my backside."

"That dog's got less brains than a turnip."

"Silence is golden, but that dog's free."

"Humor is a weapon used by the clever."

"Humor is just another tool of manipulation."

"Sometimes the funniest moments are the best moments."

"You know what they say - laughter is the best medicine!"

"Laughter is humanity's coping mechanism. I appreciate the effort."