Humor Quotes

"Humor helps us get through the toughest times."

"Oh hamburgers, I'm so grounded!"

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive!"

"Humor helps us cope with the difficult parts of life."

"Humor gets you through the worst days."

"Humor is the best medicine for everything."

"Humor helps us get through the toughest times with our sanity intact."

"Laughter is the best medicine for almost anything."

"Dude, I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Wait, no, both are equally terrible."

"Sarcasm is just truth with better delivery."

"I don't have a problem with people, just with most of them."

"Small talk is a necessary evil that I refuse to accept."

"Boredom is when your mind is more interesting than your surroundings."

"Humor is how we cope with the unbearable parts of life."

"Humor is the antidote to despair."

"Humor helps us through tough times."

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."

"You're breaking my balls here!"

"Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?"

"You know what? Forget it."

"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned and well-fed."

"Dude, that's so lame."

"I have a condition."

"Mom! Kitty's being a dildo."

"This is bullshit!"

"That's disgusting."

"That's so retarded."

"Humor is just another tool for manipulation."

"Let's approach this with the humility that we all have blind spots."