Humor Quotes

"I'm allergic to stupidity. I break out in sarcasm."

"I'm allergic to earnestness."

"I'm not lazy, I'm energy-efficient."

"The only good thing about being a teenager is the angst."

"Sarcasm is my first language. Everything else is a dialect."

"Finding humor in difficult situations helps."

"Humor is a survival mechanism."

"I don't think about being shallow."

"I don't really think about serious stuff."

"I don't really question things."

"That would be cool!"

"This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before"

"Hehehehe, change the channel"

"I like nachos"

"We're like, way too cool for this"

"Hehehehe, like, whatever"

"I like to break stuff"

"Hehehehe, boobs"

"Hehehehe, like, that was cool"

"I like when things explode"

"Hehehehe, he said duty"

"Hehehehe, this is like, so stupid"

"Hehehehe, like, that sucked"

"Hehehehe, change the channel"

"Hehehehe, he said wood"

"Hehehehe, like, that's cool"

"Hehehehe, we are like, cool"

"Hehehehe, like, whatever man"

"I like to have fun"

"Hehehehe, that was cool"