Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"I have had a perfectly good life without ever setting foot in an airport."
Ron Swanson
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"Food is fuel. But when I eat steak, it becomes a life experience."
Ron Swanson
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"I have made it my life's work to avoid people."
Ron Swanson
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"I'm going to live every day like it's the best day of my life."
Ann Perkins
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"Life is about the relationships you build and the memories you create."
Ann Perkins
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"Life is too short to hold grudges or dwell on negativity."
Ann Perkins
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"Life is about finding your passion and pursuing it with everything you've got."
Ann Perkins
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"Live every week like it's Shark Week."
Jenna Maroney
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"I'm living my best life, and you're all invited to watch."
Jenna Maroney
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"My life is a movie, and I'm the star, director, and producer."
Jenna Maroney
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"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
Ben Wyatt
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"Life is too short to waste on things that don't matter."
Ben Wyatt
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"The key to life is to live it. And I do that really well."
Tracy Jordan
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"Life's too short to waste time on people who don't appreciate you."
Tracy Jordan
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"Live every week like it's Shark Week."
Jack Donaghy
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"Life is what you make it, assuming you make it well."
Jack Donaghy
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"Every woman has a story. And every story is sad."
Liz Lemon
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"The worst part about being in your thirties is knowing it's not going to get better."
Liz Lemon
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"You don't have to have it all figured out."
Liz Lemon
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"I think we're all just trying to find our way."
Liz Lemon
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"Life is short. Eat dessert first."
Tom Haverford
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"Life is too short to waste it on boring things."
Tom Haverford
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"Life is what you make it. So make it amazing."
Ann Perkins
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"I believe that life is meant to be lived fully."
Ann Perkins
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"Breakfast foods are sacred. Treat them with respect."
Ron Swanson
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"Life is what happens when you're making other plans, mostly bad ones."
Jenna Maroney
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"The secret to life is pretending you know what you're doing."
Jenna Maroney
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"Life is a journey, not a destination. So enjoy the ride."
Tracy Jordan
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"Life doesn't come with instructions, so we gotta figure it out as we go."
Tracy Jordan
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"Life is about making hard choices and living with the consequences."
Jack Donaghy