Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life is chess. Everyone else is playing checkers."
Jack Donaghy
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"Life is too short not to pursue what you love."
Leslie Knope
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"Purpose gives life meaning."
Leslie Knope
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"One day, everything will be perfect, and then it will get worse."
Angela Martin
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"Life is hard, and then you die. Make it count."
Angela Martin
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"The best moments are the ones you don't see coming."
Liz Lemon
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"Life is a series of overwhelming moments punctuated by small joys."
Liz Lemon
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"I think life is about finding meaning in the mundane."
Pam Beesly
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"I've realized that life is what happens while you're making other plans."
Pam Beesly
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"Life is about knowing when to hold on and when to let go. Mostly holding on though."
Ryan Howard
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"I've made mistakes, but I've learned from all of them. Mostly."
Ryan Howard
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"Life is short, eat dessert first"
Tom Haverford
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"Breakfast foods are a sacred thing. I do not joke about them."
Ron Swanson
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"The early bird gets the worm, and the worm gets eaten."
Ron Swanson
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"Life is short. You have to make bold choices."
Jim Halpert
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"The little moments matter the most."
Jim Halpert
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"Life is what you make it."
Jim Halpert
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"The best things happen when you're not expecting them."
Jim Halpert
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"Life is like a box of chocolates, except the box is a jet and the chocolates are more jets."
Tracy Jordan
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"Life is too short to waste on people who don't value you."
Tracy Jordan
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"Life is a marathon, not a sprint. Or a jet ski race. Jet skis are fast."
Tracy Jordan
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"Life is too short to hold grudges, make amends or move on."
Tracy Jordan
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"Live every week like it's Shark Week."
Jack Donaghy
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"Everything in life is a negotiation."
Jack Donaghy
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"I don't want to be a career woman. I want to be a person."
Liz Lemon
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"The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to make your own doctor's appointments."
Liz Lemon
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"Life is not about what you have, it's about who you have."
Liz Lemon
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"Life is about the journey, not the destination."
Liz Lemon
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"Life is about creating memories."
Liz Lemon
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"Life is not a spectator sport; you must participate fully."
Angela Martin