Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass; it is about learning to dance in the rain."
Craig Ferguson
"The gap between what we know and what we do is where everyone's living."
John Oliver
"The best moments in life are the unplanned ones."
Jimmy Kimmel
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"You know what? Life is short. Make it count."
David Letterman
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"Identity is something that you create for yourself over time, not something you're born with."
Trevor Noah
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"The best version of yourself is always a work in progress."
Trevor Noah
"We're all just trying to get through the day without thinking too much about dying."
Garry Shandling
"Life is like high school with money."
Garry Shandling
"Life is like a box of chocolates, and I'm allergic to chocolate."
Garry Shandling
"Life is too short for bad wine and worse people."
Garry Shandling
"I think the best thing about being alive is not knowing when you're going to die."
Garry Shandling
"Life is like a sandwich. It's better with more layers."
Garry Shandling
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"The great thing about being an adult is you can do whatever you want. The terrible thing about being an adult is you have to pay for it."
Craig Ferguson
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"The thing about being an adult is nobody tells you anything. You just have to figure it out."
Craig Ferguson
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"I think the problem with society is we've forgotten how to be bored."
Craig Ferguson
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"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."
Craig Ferguson
"I think the key to life is to be honest with yourself about what you want."
Jimmy Kimmel
"The moments that matter most are usually the unplanned ones."
Jimmy Kimmel
"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans, often unpleasant plans."
John Oliver
"The key to a good life is to not think too much about what makes a good life."
Garry Shandling
"I spent a lot of time worrying about whether I was normal, then I realized normal is just a setting on the washing machine."
Garry Shandling
"Life is about the little moments, which is why I try to avoid them."
Garry Shandling
"If you're looking for the meaning of life, you're probably overthinking it."
Garry Shandling
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"Speed doesn't kill, it's stopping that hurts."
Jay Leno
"I think the key to life is just trying to be a decent person and not taking yourself too seriously."
Paul Reiser
"The moments that matter most are usually the simple ones."
Paul Reiser
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"You never really know what's coming. Life just keeps surprising you."
David Letterman
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"The goal of life is not to have the most money or accolades."
David Letterman
"The days and nights are just what we make of them—nothing more or less."
Conan O'Brien
"The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but the most interesting path is usually curved."
Conan O'Brien