Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

D
"I don't sleep. I wait."
David Letterman
D
"Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."
David Letterman
D
"In the end, it's not about what you have. It's about who you are."
David Letterman
B
"Don't be so busy chasing money that you forget to live."
Bernie Mac
C
"Life is about finding your own rhythm and dancing to it, regardless of who's watching."
Cedric the Entertainer
C
"I think the key to life is accepting that we're all a bit broken, and that's okay."
Craig Ferguson
C
"Life is like a talk show—sometimes you're the host, sometimes you're the guest, and sometimes you're just in the audience wondering what's happening."
Craig Ferguson
C
"The past is a lesson, not a prison."
Craig Ferguson
C
"Your mistakes don't define you; what you do after them does."
Craig Ferguson
C
"Life's greatest lessons often come from its greatest failures."
Craig Ferguson
C
"Your legacy isn't what you accumulate; it's what you leave behind."
Craig Ferguson
"Life is what happens when you're too busy making other people laugh."
Garry Shandling
"The pursuit of perfection is just another way of avoiding life."
Garry Shandling
"I think we all just need permission to be ourselves, which I'm giving you right now."
Garry Shandling
"The secret to a good life is doing things badly and being okay with it."
Garry Shandling
"The purpose of life is to figure out what you're avoiding and do that instead."
Garry Shandling
"I've learned that the meaning of life is just to keep showing up."
Garry Shandling
"Life is just a series of increasingly awkward moments that you try to laugh through."
Garry Shandling
R
"The best moments in life are often the ones you don't see coming."
Ray Romano
"The real problem is we're all going to die, all right? But before that we're going to have a good time, I think."
Conan O'Brien
"Life is unfair, and the sooner you accept that, the happier you'll be."
Conan O'Brien
"Life is about showing up and doing your best every day."
Conan O'Brien
"Life is a series of moments, so make them count."
Conan O'Brien
D
"The person you become is determined by the choices you make when nobody's watching."
David Letterman
C
"Life is about the moments you create with the people you love most."
Cedric the Entertainer
C
"The best memories are made when you're not trying to make them."
Cedric the Entertainer
"Life is like a TV show - sometimes you're the lead, sometimes you're in the background."
Paul Reiser
"The best moments in life are the ones you don't see coming."
Paul Reiser
R
"Life is about showing up. That's eighty percent of it."
Ray Romano
B
"Life is too short to be angry all the time. You gotta let some things go and find humor in the madness."
Bernie Mac