Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"There's a difference between living life and just existing in it."
Conan O'Brien
"I think the key to life is to be yourself, even if yourself is occasionally ridiculous."
Jimmy Kimmel
"I tried being vegetarian once. I lasted about twenty minutes before admitting I was in it for the wrong reasons."
Jimmy Kimmel
"We're all just trying to figure out this life thing while pretending we have it together."
John Oliver
"The human experience is basically just trying not to embarrass yourself."
John Oliver
C
"The real tragedy is not death, but a life never lived."
Craig Ferguson
"I've learned that aging is just the price we pay for experience, and some days the price seems too high."
Paul Reiser
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Conan O'Brien
R
"I try not to think about my life too much. It makes me depressed."
Ray Romano
R
"You can't plan life. It just happens."
Ray Romano
R
"Life is what you make of it."
Ray Romano
R
"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Ray Romano
D
"The most important thing in life is showing up. After that, it's all gravy."
David Letterman
D
"Life is about the people you meet and the impact you have on their life."
David Letterman
"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans—but make sure you're present for it."
Garry Shandling
"Life is too short to spend it on people who don't appreciate you."
Garry Shandling
"The best moments are usually the ones we weren't trying to create."
Garry Shandling
"Life is the most absurd thing, and that's what makes it beautiful."
Garry Shandling
C
"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just show up and be present."
Craig Ferguson
B
"Life is what you make it."
Bernie Mac
B
"Life is short, so live it to the fullest."
Bernie Mac
B
"I've learned that life is about perspective."
Bernie Mac
"Life is about balance—work hard but also play hard."
Conan O'Brien
C
"Life is too short to worry about what other people think about you"
Cedric the Entertainer
C
"The best version of yourself is waiting to be discovered"
Cedric the Entertainer
"I think the key to life is just showing up and trying your best, even when you have no idea what you're doing."
Paul Reiser
R
"I think the purpose of life is to enjoy it and not take everything so seriously."
Ray Romano
R
"The difference between a life well-lived and a life wasted is often just attention."
Ray Romano
D
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time."
David Letterman
D
"The real problem with life is mathematical. It just doesn't add up somehow."
David Letterman