Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life is too short to waste time on negativity."
Sharon Marsh
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"The best days are the ordinary ones with people you love."
Sharon Marsh
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"Life teaches you more than any school ever could."
Sharon Marsh
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"Love fiercely, live boldly, fail gracefully."
Sharon Marsh
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"Life is about making memories, and boy do I make memories."
Randy Marsh
R
"Life is too short to hold grudges."
Randy Marsh
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"I'm not a prude. I'm just selective about which social conventions I'll ignore."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"Life is just a series of disappointments with dessert."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"You know what? Life isn't fair. But that doesn't mean we should give up."
Kyle Broflovski
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"People are inherently selfish, but we can choose to be better."
Kyle Broflovski
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"I've learned that people are more important than things."
Stan Smith
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"Life is about taking chances and making bold moves."
Garrison
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"Life's too short not to go big."
Garrison
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"Life is about winning and making other people lose."
Cartman
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"My life is like a movie, except I'm the only character."
Cartman
C
"I'm the most interesting person who will ever live."
Cartman
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"Life's too short to spend it with people I don't like—which is everyone."
Cartman
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"Life isn't about being perfect; it's about trying your best."
Sharon Marsh
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"Life is both shorter and longer than we think."
Sharon Marsh
B
"Being yourself is way more important than fitting in."
Butters Stotch
B
"Every moment is a chance to make a better choice."
Butters Stotch
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"Life is all about seizing the moment and making your mark on the world."
Randy Marsh
R
"I've done some stupid things, but I've learned from each one."
Randy Marsh
K
"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"
Kyle Broflovski
K
"Life's too short to hold grudges."
Kyle Broflovski
K
"Life is too precious to waste on pointless conflicts."
Kyle Broflovski
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"Life is too short to pretend to be interested in things you find completely pointless."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"High school is essentially meaningless, which is precisely why it matters so much."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"The future is going to be disappointing, but at least it's predictable."
Daria Morgendorffer
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"Intelligence is a curse when everyone else is irrational."
Daria Morgendorffer