Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"Life is too short to waste time on negativity."Sharon Marsh
"The best days are the ordinary ones with people you love."Sharon Marsh
"Life teaches you more than any school ever could."Sharon Marsh
"Love fiercely, live boldly, fail gracefully."Sharon Marsh
"Life is about making memories, and boy do I make memories."Randy Marsh
"Life is too short to hold grudges."Randy Marsh
"I'm not a prude. I'm just selective about which social conventions I'll ignore."Daria Morgendorffer
"Life is just a series of disappointments with dessert."Daria Morgendorffer
"You know what? Life isn't fair. But that doesn't mean we should give up."Kyle Broflovski
"People are inherently selfish, but we can choose to be better."Kyle Broflovski
"I've learned that people are more important than things."Stan Smith
"Life is about taking chances and making bold moves."Garrison
"Life's too short not to go big."Garrison
"Life is about winning and making other people lose."Cartman
"My life is like a movie, except I'm the only character."Cartman
"I'm the most interesting person who will ever live."Cartman
"Life's too short to spend it with people I don't like—which is everyone."Cartman
"Life isn't about being perfect; it's about trying your best."Sharon Marsh
"Life is both shorter and longer than we think."Sharon Marsh
"Being yourself is way more important than fitting in."Butters Stotch
"Every moment is a chance to make a better choice."Butters Stotch
"Life is all about seizing the moment and making your mark on the world."Randy Marsh
"I've done some stupid things, but I've learned from each one."Randy Marsh
"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"Kyle Broflovski
"Life's too short to hold grudges."Kyle Broflovski
"Life is too precious to waste on pointless conflicts."Kyle Broflovski
"Life is too short to pretend to be interested in things you find completely pointless."Daria Morgendorffer
"High school is essentially meaningless, which is precisely why it matters so much."Daria Morgendorffer
"The future is going to be disappointing, but at least it's predictable."Daria Morgendorffer
"Intelligence is a curse when everyone else is irrational."Daria Morgendorffer