Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"Society is basically just one long popularity contest."Daria Morgendorffer
"The only constant is that people will let you down eventually."Daria Morgendorffer
"Life's too short to waste it on regrets."Stan Smith
"The best version of yourself is hiding inside you somewhere."Stan Smith
"Life doesn't always go the way you plan."Sharon Marsh
"Life is a competition and I'm winning."Cartman
"Life's too short to spend it helping other people."Garrison
"The secret to life is knowing what you want and taking it."Garrison
"You know, life is all about finding your purpose and sticking to it."Butters Stotch
"Life is short, so make the most of every moment"Kenny McCormick
"The best moments in life are the ones with people you care about"Kenny McCormick
"Life is all about the journey, not the destination. Unless the destination has beer."Randy Marsh
"Life teaches you lessons, usually the hard way."Randy Marsh
"You know, I've learned that the key to life is just doing what makes you happy."Stan Smith
"Life is short, make it count."Stan Smith
"Life is too short to waste it on stupidity."Kyle Broflovski
"Life gets better when you're willing to grow and learn."Kyle Broflovski
"Life's greatest treasures are the memories we create."Irwin
"The strong survive, the weak perish."Cartman
"Life is short. Make it count by making others miserable."Mandy
"The world doesn't owe you anything. Take it anyway."Mandy
"Life's too short to worry about the small stuff."Kenny McCormick
"You can't control what happens, only how you react."Kenny McCormick
"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."Billy
"Growing up doesn't mean you have to stop being yourself."Billy
"Sharon, I'm gonna go get some beer"Randy Marsh
"Life is wonderful"Randy Marsh
"Life is about making the tough choices and living with them."Stan Smith
"Purpose gives meaning to our existence."Stan Smith
"Life's too short to waste on petty arguments."Kyle Broflovski