Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

22520 quotes

C
"Life is too short to waste time on stupid people."
Cartman
C
"I believe in living life to the fullest."
Cartman
M
"Life's too short to worry about every little thing."
Muriel Bagge
M
"The best things in life are free."
Muriel Bagge
G
"Another day, another soul to torment."
Grim
G
"The living are so amusing with their concerns."
Grim
E
"Why do all these weird things happen to me?"
Eustace Bagge
E
"This is utter madness!"
Eustace Bagge
M
"Life is a competition. I'm winning."
Mandy
M
"Life is 10% what happens and 90% how ruthlessly you respond."
Mandy
E
"Ay, ay, ay! Why must everything be so complicated?"
Eduardo
E
"To live is to face challenges and overcome them."
Eduardo
E
"Every person has value and worth beyond measure."
Eduardo
C
"Life is better when you have someone to share it with."
Coco
C
"Growing up means learning what's important and what isn't."
Coco
C
"Life is found in the connections we make."
Coco
B
"Life is like a big bowl of Choccos cereal - it's delicious and sometimes it makes your milk turn brown."
Billy
I
"You know, life is full of surprises, and that's what makes it interesting."
Irwin
M
"Life's too short to worry about every little thing."
Muriel Bagge
M
"Life throws curveballs, you gotta swing."
Muriel Bagge
W
"Life's too short to worry about the little things."
Wilt
W
"Every life has value and purpose."
Wilt
E
"Life's too short to waste on nonsense."
Eustace Bagge
E
"I'm a simple man with simple needs."
Eustace Bagge
M
"Life is too short to deal with incompetence."
Mandy
M
"Life is for winners. Everyone else just exists."
Mandy
C
"Life is too short to waste on regrets."
Coco
C
"The world is better with you in it."
Coco
B
"Living means experiencing everything - the good and the bad."
Billy
G
"You know, being immortal really puts things in perspective. Everything ends eventually."
Grim