Life Quotes

"People are weird, and that's the best part about them."

"Life is an experiment, and I'm the scientist."

"Life's greatest moments are in the pursuit of knowledge."

"Life is short. Eat the waffle."

"Life is too short for cheap champagne."

"Life without treat yo'self is just punishment."

"Life's too precious for mediocre experiences."

"Life is not a rehearsal. Treat yo'self like it's opening night."

"Life is the journey between treat yo'self days. Make it count."

"You're not living. You're surviving. Time to treat yo'self."

"That's life. Get used to it."

"That's just how the world is."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"Tomorrow's never guaranteed, so live today."

"Life is about living, my friend. And I live hard."

"The best times in life are unplanned and poorly documented."

"The meaning of life? Parties, my friend. Parties."

"Life's too short for boring decisions."

"I've learned that shortcuts always cost more in the end."

"Live every week like it's Shark Week!"

"Life is just a series of experiments waiting to happen."

"I didn't choose the lab life; the lab life chose me."

"Life is too short for cheap wine and boring people."

"My life is either a tragedy or a comedy; I choose comedy."

"I'm not a role model. I'm just a guy trying to figure it out like everyone else."

"Being yourself is exhausting because everyone has opinions about it."

"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you complain about it."

"The only constant in life is that everything changes and nothing improves."

"Life is short. Treat yo'self to the good stuff."

"Treat yo'self because tomorrow is promised to no one."