Life Quotes

"When I was your age, I was already drinking."

"Back in my day, we handled things with grace and a martini."

"I've slept with more people than you've met."

"In my day, we didn't have all these feelings."

"I don't do feelings, I do martinis."

"Life is what happens while you're complaining about it."

"Life is too short for this much nonsense."

"Life's too short to not party every single night."

"The secret to life is simple: more parties."

"Life is what you make of it, so make it count."

"Life is a series of disappointing moments punctuated by occasional mediocrity."

"The only consistency in life is disappointment."

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

"Life is short. Enjoy the good stuff while you can."

"Life's too short for cheap champagne."

"A quality life starts with treating yo'self right."

"Life's too brief to skip the dessert."

"You're only here once – make it fabulous."

"Life is about showing up and pretending you know what's happening."

"Life gets better when you lower your expectations significantly."

"I don't want to hear about your day unless someone died."

"Life is a series of increasingly bad decisions."

"You know, I used to think I had all the answers, but life teaches you otherwise."

"The person you are is more important than where you came from."

"This is why I drink."

"I need a drink. Actually, I need several drinks."

"This is so typical. So incredibly typical."

"Life is too short to not drink expensive booze."

"I've been poor, I've been rich, I've been both. Mostly poor."

"I've seen some stuff, man. Crazy stuff."