Life Quotes

"The best things in life are free, giggity."

"Life is what you make it, so make it count."

"Life is too short to work with ugly people."

"I'm living my best life, obviously."

"I believe in living life to the fullest extent of my looks."

"Welcome to the beautiful hellscape that is my life."

"This is why I drink."

"Life is too short for this nonsense."

"Everything is terrible."

"Life is better when you have a plan."

"Life is what you make of it through effort."

"Life is too short not to enjoy a good Scotch and some intellectual conversation."

"Life's too short to pretend to care about your nonsense."

"Note to self: get a hobby."

"That's what I appreciate about life - you never know what's gonna happen next."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"Life is all about the little moments that make you smile."

"Why does everyone always forget about me? Oh right, because I'm Meg."

"Life's too short not to enjoy the finer things - like a good suit and better ratings."

"The secret to life is making it look effortless."

"Life teaches those willing to listen, but primarily it teaches ratings."

"The purpose of life is to matter, to be significant, to be seen."

"You know, life is like a bone - you just gotta find the right one."

"I'm a giant chicken, and I'm here to tell you - life is about embracing who you are."

"Being a giant chicken teaches you that size doesn't matter as much as your bawk."

"Life is too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Life is too short to waste time on negativity."

"Don't settle for less than you deserve."

"My life motto: Evil, evil, evil, evil, evil."

"Life is like a prescription - you gotta follow the directions or things get messy."