Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"Life is about making the best of bad situations."Lois Griffin
"Life is what you make of it."Lois Griffin
"Life requires sacrifice and dedication."Lois Griffin
"Life's too short to eat bad food."Teddy
"Every day is a chance to be better than yesterday."Teddy
"Life is a game, and I'm winning. Obviously."Stewie Griffin
"Life's too short to be humble. Mine will be legendary."Stewie Griffin
"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. That's a good time to have a cigarette."Peter Griffin
"Life is all about embracing your inner idiot."Peter Griffin
"I've found that most of life's problems can be solved with a nap."Peter Griffin
"I've learned that life is too short to hold grudges."Peter Griffin
"There's nothing wrong with being ordinary; most of us are."Peter Griffin
"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."Linda Belcher
"I'm not saying I'm the best version of myself, but I'm the most entertaining."Linda Belcher
"The best things in life are messy and delicious."Louise Belcher
"Life is just a series of moments where you either nail it or you don't."Gene Belcher
"Every day is a chance to become a slightly different version of yourself."Gene Belcher
"Life is about finding balance between duty and desire."Lois Griffin
"Life has taught me that adaptability is essential."Lois Griffin
"Life is about the small moments between the big ones."Bob Belcher
"I'm just a simple horse who likes to eat and stand around."Teddy
"The little moments add up to a life."Teddy
"Life is a competition, and I'm playing to win."Jimmy Pesto
"Life's a bitch, but at least I'm a smart one."Stewie Griffin
"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than scheming. Then I remember: no."Stewie Griffin
"Life is like a box of burgers, you never know what you're gonna get."Linda Belcher
"I'm not crazy, I'm just living my best life."Linda Belcher
"Life's too short for bad wine and worse decisions."Linda Belcher
"Life taught me that sometimes the worst moments make the best memories."Linda Belcher
"You know, I got a lot of problems. But nobody ever talks about them."Peter Griffin