Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life is about making the best of bad situations."
Lois Griffin
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"Life is what you make of it."
Lois Griffin
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"Life requires sacrifice and dedication."
Lois Griffin
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"Life's too short to eat bad food."
Teddy
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"Every day is a chance to be better than yesterday."
Teddy
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"Life is a game, and I'm winning. Obviously."
Stewie Griffin
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"Life's too short to be humble. Mine will be legendary."
Stewie Griffin
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"I'm gonna go have a cigarette right now. That's a good time to have a cigarette."
Peter Griffin
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"Life is all about embracing your inner idiot."
Peter Griffin
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"I've found that most of life's problems can be solved with a nap."
Peter Griffin
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"I've learned that life is too short to hold grudges."
Peter Griffin
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"There's nothing wrong with being ordinary; most of us are."
Peter Griffin
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"Life is a sexy little dance, and I'm always ready to shimmy."
Linda Belcher
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"I'm not saying I'm the best version of myself, but I'm the most entertaining."
Linda Belcher
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"The best things in life are messy and delicious."
Louise Belcher
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"Life is just a series of moments where you either nail it or you don't."
Gene Belcher
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"Every day is a chance to become a slightly different version of yourself."
Gene Belcher
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"Life is about finding balance between duty and desire."
Lois Griffin
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"Life has taught me that adaptability is essential."
Lois Griffin
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"Life is about the small moments between the big ones."
Bob Belcher
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"I'm just a simple horse who likes to eat and stand around."
Teddy
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"The little moments add up to a life."
Teddy
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"Life is a competition, and I'm playing to win."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Life's a bitch, but at least I'm a smart one."
Stewie Griffin
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"Sometimes I wonder if there's more to life than scheming. Then I remember: no."
Stewie Griffin
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"Life is like a box of burgers, you never know what you're gonna get."
Linda Belcher
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"I'm not crazy, I'm just living my best life."
Linda Belcher
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"Life's too short for bad wine and worse decisions."
Linda Belcher
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"Life taught me that sometimes the worst moments make the best memories."
Linda Belcher
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"You know, I got a lot of problems. But nobody ever talks about them."
Peter Griffin