Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"You can't control life, but you can control how you respond to it."Mort Goldman
"I'm not even supposed to be here today."Meg Griffin
"Life isn't fair, especially for me."Meg Griffin
"My story isn't over yet."Meg Griffin
"Everyone deserves better than being me."Meg Griffin
"You gotta live life to the fullest, giggity."Glenn Quagmire
"Life is a stage, and I'm the star of the show."Tom Tucker
"Life's too short not to strut around and make some noise."Ernie the Giant Chicken
"Life is too short to spend it with people who don't appreciate you."Brian Griffin
"You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I had made different choices."Lois Griffin
"Life is a journey, not a destination."Lois Griffin
"Life is just a series of weird moments strung together."Chris Griffin
"Being a teenager is confusing and strange."Chris Griffin
"Life's too short to waste on losers."Jimmy Pesto
"Life is a series of opportunities to cause chaos and confusion."Stewie Griffin
"Life's too short to waste on boring people. Like my family."Stewie Griffin
"I'm not popular, I'm not athletic, and I'm definitely not smart. So basically, I'm just here to suffer."Meg Griffin
"I'm gonna go get some wine in a box and think about my life choices."Teddy
"I think about life a lot, maybe too much."Teddy
"You know, I could use a beer right about now."Peter Griffin
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Actually, no, I have no idea where I'm going with this."Peter Griffin
"You only live once."Peter Griffin
"My stomach is a bottomless pit of emotions, and also food."Tina Belcher
"People are complicated. That's what makes them interesting."Tina Belcher
"I've learned that parents are basically just old kids."Louise Belcher
"Life is what you make it, and I'm making it awesome."Louise Belcher
"Life is like a burger – it's better when you add your own special sauce."Gene Belcher
"The secret to a good life is finding what makes you weird and owning it."Gene Belcher
"Life is hard enough without your stupidity."Lois Griffin
"Life doesn't always go according to plan."Lois Griffin