Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"You can't control life, but you can control how you respond to it."
Mort Goldman
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"I'm not even supposed to be here today."
Meg Griffin
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"Life isn't fair, especially for me."
Meg Griffin
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"My story isn't over yet."
Meg Griffin
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"Everyone deserves better than being me."
Meg Griffin
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"You gotta live life to the fullest, giggity."
Glenn Quagmire
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"Life is a stage, and I'm the star of the show."
Tom Tucker
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"Life's too short not to strut around and make some noise."
Ernie the Giant Chicken
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"Life is too short to spend it with people who don't appreciate you."
Brian Griffin
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"You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I had made different choices."
Lois Griffin
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"Life is a journey, not a destination."
Lois Griffin
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"Life is just a series of weird moments strung together."
Chris Griffin
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"Being a teenager is confusing and strange."
Chris Griffin
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"Life's too short to waste on losers."
Jimmy Pesto
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"Life is a series of opportunities to cause chaos and confusion."
Stewie Griffin
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"Life's too short to waste on boring people. Like my family."
Stewie Griffin
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"I'm not popular, I'm not athletic, and I'm definitely not smart. So basically, I'm just here to suffer."
Meg Griffin
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"I'm gonna go get some wine in a box and think about my life choices."
Teddy
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"I think about life a lot, maybe too much."
Teddy
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"You know, I could use a beer right about now."
Peter Griffin
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... Actually, no, I have no idea where I'm going with this."
Peter Griffin
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"You only live once."
Peter Griffin
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"My stomach is a bottomless pit of emotions, and also food."
Tina Belcher
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"People are complicated. That's what makes them interesting."
Tina Belcher
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"I've learned that parents are basically just old kids."
Louise Belcher
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"Life is what you make it, and I'm making it awesome."
Louise Belcher
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"Life is like a burger – it's better when you add your own special sauce."
Gene Belcher
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"The secret to a good life is finding what makes you weird and owning it."
Gene Belcher
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"Life is hard enough without your stupidity."
Lois Griffin
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"Life doesn't always go according to plan."
Lois Griffin