Life Quotes

"Life's too short to be responsible."

"Life's a gamble, and I always bet wrong."

"I'm a renaissance man... of terrible life choices."

"Life's not about the destination, it's about the eviction notices along the way."

"Life is too short to waste on normal pursuits."

"I drink to forget, but it doesn't work."

"I'm not complicated, I'm just interesting."

"Life's too short to drink bad wine or work with terrible people."

"In the end, we all just want to be happy and not alone."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except I ate all of them and now I'm in debt."

"I've learned that life's about making an entrance."

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and look fabulous doing it."

"Life is too short to waste it on people who don't appreciate your chaos."

"People say I'm complicated. I prefer 'exquisitely layered.'"

"You gotta live life to the fullest, giggity goo!"

"Life's too short not to have fun, giggity goo."

"You know, I've learned that life is about the moments that matter most."

"Life is too short to spend it with the wrong people."

"Life's too short not to ruffle some feathers."

"Life's all about attitude, and mine's always been pretty good."

"Life is too short for regrets."

"Life's too short to waste on people who don't appreciate you."

"Life's too short to hold grudges."

"I've made more mistakes than most people have had hot dinners."

"You know what I love about being old? Absolutely nothing."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, except mostly empty."

"I've made so many mistakes, I should write a book called 'How NOT to Live.'"

"The secret to a long life is not caring about anything."

"If I was Chris, this wouldn't happen."

"You gotta live each day like it's your last, giggity goo."