Life Quotes

The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.

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"Life's too short to worry about the little things."
Peter Griffin
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"When life gives you lemons, I say 'Why me?' and I cry."
Peter Griffin
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"Life is like a box of... wait, I forgot the rest."
Peter Griffin
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"You have to give yourself permission to be a mess sometimes."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"It's okay to not be okay sometimes."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Life is both fragile and resilient."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"Life is like a badly written teen romance novel - confusing and slightly embarrassing."
Tina Belcher
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"Growing up is the worst because you realize you have to keep doing it."
Tina Belcher
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"Life is like a drum solo - sometimes you hit the right notes, sometimes you just make noise."
Gene Belcher
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"The world needs more drums and fewer excuses."
Gene Belcher
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"Life's too short to serve mediocre food or accept mediocre people."
Jimmy Pesto
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"I'm just trying to live my life and figure things out as I go."
Jessa Joffe
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"I'm not trying to hurt anyone, I'm just trying to survive."
Jessa Joffe
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"I'm learning that life is basically just about showing up."
Shoshanna Shapiro
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"I'm not a real person, I'm just trying to survive in New York City like everyone else."
Marnie Michaels
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"The worst part about being an adult is the responsibility."
Marnie Michaels
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"Maybe life is just about surviving, not thriving."
Marnie Michaels
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"I'm just trying to get through each day."
Marnie Michaels
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"Uuuuuh, this is my life now."
Louise Belcher
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"Life is short, so make it interesting."
Louise Belcher
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"Life is hard, and then you die, so you might as well enjoy the ride."
Tina Belcher
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"Ugh, why is life so complicated?"
Tina Belcher
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"Life is what you make of it, I guess."
Tina Belcher
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"Life is like a burger - you gotta stack it with good stuff or it's just a sad bread situation."
Linda Belcher
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"Life is short, so sing like nobody's listening and dance like everyone is."
Linda Belcher
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"Life is like a drum solo - it's all about the rhythm and knowing when to hit hard."
Gene Belcher
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"The best moments in life are often the unplanned ones."
Gene Belcher
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"I think we're all just trying to figure it out as we go."
Hannah Horvath
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"Nobody tells you that your thirties are going to be like this."
Lena Dunham
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"Everyone is just pretending to know what they're doing."
Lena Dunham