Life Quotes
The big one. What it means, how to live it, and why it's worth the effort.
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"Life's too short to worry about the little things."Peter Griffin
"When life gives you lemons, I say 'Why me?' and I cry."Peter Griffin
"Life is like a box of... wait, I forgot the rest."Peter Griffin
"You have to give yourself permission to be a mess sometimes."Shoshanna Shapiro
"It's okay to not be okay sometimes."Shoshanna Shapiro
"Life is both fragile and resilient."Shoshanna Shapiro
"Life is like a badly written teen romance novel - confusing and slightly embarrassing."Tina Belcher
"Growing up is the worst because you realize you have to keep doing it."Tina Belcher
"Life is like a drum solo - sometimes you hit the right notes, sometimes you just make noise."Gene Belcher
"The world needs more drums and fewer excuses."Gene Belcher
"Life's too short to serve mediocre food or accept mediocre people."Jimmy Pesto
"I'm just trying to live my life and figure things out as I go."Jessa Joffe
"I'm not trying to hurt anyone, I'm just trying to survive."Jessa Joffe
"I'm learning that life is basically just about showing up."Shoshanna Shapiro
"I'm not a real person, I'm just trying to survive in New York City like everyone else."Marnie Michaels
"The worst part about being an adult is the responsibility."Marnie Michaels
"Maybe life is just about surviving, not thriving."Marnie Michaels
"I'm just trying to get through each day."Marnie Michaels
"Uuuuuh, this is my life now."Louise Belcher
"Life is short, so make it interesting."Louise Belcher
"Life is hard, and then you die, so you might as well enjoy the ride."Tina Belcher
"Ugh, why is life so complicated?"Tina Belcher
"Life is what you make of it, I guess."Tina Belcher
"Life is like a burger - you gotta stack it with good stuff or it's just a sad bread situation."Linda Belcher
"Life is short, so sing like nobody's listening and dance like everyone is."Linda Belcher
"Life is like a drum solo - it's all about the rhythm and knowing when to hit hard."Gene Belcher
"The best moments in life are often the unplanned ones."Gene Belcher
"I think we're all just trying to figure it out as we go."Hannah Horvath
"Nobody tells you that your thirties are going to be like this."Lena Dunham
"Everyone is just pretending to know what they're doing."Lena Dunham