Love Quotes
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"Love is just a temporary distraction from loneliness."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"We're living proof that love doesn't conquer all."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Our love lives are like a joke nobody laughs at anymore."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"I've learned that love of a job is far superior to love of a person."Waylon Smithers
"Love's the only thing that makes sense in a crazy world."Lenny Leonard
"Love makes us do crazy things, and that's okay."Lenny Leonard
"Love is a many-splendored thing, but it's no match for a good haircut."Kent Brockman
"The greatest love story ever told is me and my reflection."Kent Brockman
"Love is like a bee sting - it hurts but feels so good!"Bumblebee Man
"Love conquers all obstacles, no matter how tall."Bumblebee Man
"Love makes the smallest hive feel infinite."Bumblebee Man
"True love means accepting someone for who they really are."Carl Carlson
"I never thought I'd find love, but there's always hope."Carl Carlson
"Love is a flame that burns eternal in the hearts of those devoted."Smithers
"The heart yearns for connection even amid duties."Smithers
"Love is like fertilizer - it helps things grow, but ye've got to apply it proper."Groundskeeper Willie
"Love someone? Then show them through yer actions."Groundskeeper Willie
"Love is blind, much like the guards who fail to see my escape plans."Sideshow Bob
"Love transcends logic, as does my obsession with revenge."Sideshow Bob
"Love? That's what happens before the betrayal."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"Love is what you tell yourself to justify staying."Patty and Selma Bouvier
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."Chief Wiggum
"Love makes us do crazy things."Chief Wiggum
"Love is best expressed through acts of devoted service."Waylon Smithers
"True love is unconditional and self-sacrificing."Waylon Smithers
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."Lenny Leonard
"Love makes you do crazy things."Lenny Leonard
"The key to a great marriage is thinking of your spouse as a friend."Carl Carlson
"If you really love someone, you have to let them go."Carl Carlson