Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

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"Love is just a temporary distraction from loneliness."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"We're living proof that love doesn't conquer all."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Our love lives are like a joke nobody laughs at anymore."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"I've learned that love of a job is far superior to love of a person."
Waylon Smithers
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"Love's the only thing that makes sense in a crazy world."
Lenny Leonard
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"Love makes us do crazy things, and that's okay."
Lenny Leonard
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"Love is a many-splendored thing, but it's no match for a good haircut."
Kent Brockman
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"The greatest love story ever told is me and my reflection."
Kent Brockman
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"Love is like a bee sting - it hurts but feels so good!"
Bumblebee Man
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"Love conquers all obstacles, no matter how tall."
Bumblebee Man
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"Love makes the smallest hive feel infinite."
Bumblebee Man
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"True love means accepting someone for who they really are."
Carl Carlson
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"I never thought I'd find love, but there's always hope."
Carl Carlson
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"Love is a flame that burns eternal in the hearts of those devoted."
Smithers
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"The heart yearns for connection even amid duties."
Smithers
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"Love is like fertilizer - it helps things grow, but ye've got to apply it proper."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Love someone? Then show them through yer actions."
Groundskeeper Willie
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"Love is blind, much like the guards who fail to see my escape plans."
Sideshow Bob
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"Love transcends logic, as does my obsession with revenge."
Sideshow Bob
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"Love? That's what happens before the betrayal."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"Love is what you tell yourself to justify staying."
Patty and Selma Bouvier
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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Chief Wiggum
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"Love makes us do crazy things."
Chief Wiggum
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"Love is best expressed through acts of devoted service."
Waylon Smithers
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"True love is unconditional and self-sacrificing."
Waylon Smithers
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"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Lenny Leonard
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"Love makes you do crazy things."
Lenny Leonard
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"The key to a great marriage is thinking of your spouse as a friend."
Carl Carlson
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"If you really love someone, you have to let them go."
Carl Carlson