Love Quotes

"Love is proven through action, no' through words alone."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Love makes you do crazy things."

"Love is like a fine wine, it intoxicates you and makes you do stupid things."

"Love is blind, deaf, and apparently also drinks a lot."

"Love thy neighbor as thyself, and do it with a smile!"

"Marriage is a sacred bond blessed by heaven."

"I love you."

"You'll always be the best to me."

"You'll live forever in my heart."

"Love? That's for people who don't have enough money to keep themselves entertained!"

"Marriage is just a contract with worse lawyers than my actual contracts!"

"Love is for losers and their moms."

"Love for myself is all I need."

"The key to a great relationship is honesty. That's why I never tell Marge anything."

"You can't buy love, but you can buy things that make you feel less alone."

"Love is when you can't imagine life without someone, which sounds terrible."

"Love is a waste of valuable resources."

"Love is a burden I've successfully avoided."

"Love's a complicated thing, but it's what makes life worth livin'."

"Ye cannae force love. It comes when ye least expect it."

"*giggles at father's antics*"

"Unconditional love exists here"

"Love conquers all"

"Love is a four-letter word, and so is beer."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like a bottle of whiskey."

"Love is a battlefield, and I'm losing badly."

"I've loved and lost so many times, I've stopped counting."

"Miss Simpson is nice. And pretty."

"Love is a many splendid thing."