Love Quotes

"Love makes the world go round, but money makes it spin faster!"

"Your love is like a drug."

"Love is patient, love is kind."

"Love transforms everything it touches."

"I would be happy to offer my life savings to hear one more kind word from you."

"Love is a four-letter word, and I'm a big fan of four-letter words."

"Even babies understand love without words"

"Love is unconditional in this family"

"Love transcends all barriers"

"Love means sacrifice and commitment."

"Love isn't always easy, but it's always worth it."

"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."

"Love is an illusion they invented to sell greeting cards."

"The greatest gift a parent can give is unconditional love."

"Love your neighbor as yourself—that's the golden rule."

"I think I'm in love."

"I've loved and lost, and I'll probably do it again."

"Love is messy and complicated, kind of like my liver."

"Love is just another word for elaborate trap-setting."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like an elaborate death trap."

"True love means accepting someone completely as they are."

"Love means seeing the best in someone and believing in them."

"Love? That's for suckers and people with time on their hands."

"Love at first sight? I call it 'market penetration.'"

"I believe in love, even when it's complicated."

"Love means accepting people as they are."

"Love? That's what we call it when two people tolerate each other's existence for financial benefit."

"Young love. How quaint. How utterly disposable."

"Love is a tax deduction if married properly."

"Love is the greatest bend of all."