Love Quotes

"Love is a waste of time when you could be bullying."

"Love is a sucker's game."

"True love is when you can share a six-pack and not say a word."

"Love is overrated. Have you ever loved a beer? That's true love."

"Love thy neighbor as thyself, preferably with a polite wave and appropriate social distance."

"The greatest gifts cannot be purchased with money, but earned through love."

"Love is just friendship with occasional explosions."

"Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when requited with violence."

"Love is for the working class."

"Dada goo"

"Goo ga da da"

"Understanding is the first step toward love."

"Homer, your heart is in the right place."

"Love is what Mom calls it when she's angry."

"Love? That's for people with money."

"The only thing harder than loving is being loved."

"I love all twenty-four of the Simpsons."

"I'm in love with Miss Krabappel!"

"Neighborly love is the greatest commandment."

"Love thy neighbor as thyself—I try my best."

"Love is patient, kind, and never self-serving."

"Even babies know love is what matters most"

"*holds on tight*"

"Love conquers everything"

"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes."

"Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand."

"Love makes you do crazy things, like marry someone you just met."

"Love is just another word for hitting someone with a mallet."

"Love conquers all... right before you get your head bashed in."

"Love is for suckers, kid. Get yourself a good agent instead!"