Love Quotes

"If you love something, set it free."

"I love my wife."

"Love makes the world go round, but my wings make me go faster."

"Love at first sting is absolutely real."

"Love? That's for boring couples in movies."

"I've won hearts and ratings with my unwavering commitment to journalism."

"The camera loves me, and I love the camera."

"Love is like tendin' tae a garden - ye gotta put in the effort or it'll die on ye."

"Love doesnae come easy, but when it does, it's worth everything."

"Love? That's what other people have. We have cigarettes."

"Love never lasts, so why bother?"

"Love is a powerful emotion that can be weaponized quite effectively."

"Love is weakness, and I have purged myself of it."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry to your boss."

"To love one's work is to never work a day in your life."

"Marge Simpson, you're under arrest for being the prettiest."

"Marge, would you like to...? Oh wait, you're married."

"Love is complex. Donuts are simple. I understand donuts."

"Love means never having to say 'Get out of my apartment.'"

"Love means sticking around even when it's hard."

"Love means never having to say you're sorry... or something like that."

"Love and friendship are the only things that really matter."

"Love is the greatest force in the universe."

"You taste like sunshine."

"I would love a puppy, but I'd never love it."

"Love is just weakness with a funny name."

"Love is just an excuse for being weak."

"Love is a many-splendored thing, much like my hairpiece."

"Love at first sight is like finding the perfect story angle."

"Love is like maintaining a proper golf course - it takes constant care and dedication."