Love Quotes

"I love you more than beer"

"Love is like a good filing system - it takes maintenance."

"You know what? I've been thinking about our relationship, and I realize love isn't about perfection."

"Love means putting someone else's happiness on equal footing with your own."

"I'm doomed to wander the Earth, unloved and unappreciated."

"Why does everyone run away? I just want someone to understand me."

"Love is chemical. Specifically, it's a cocktail of delusions."

"You gotta love yourself before you can love anyone else, shiny style."

"Love isn't just a human emotion—we robots feel it too."

"Love means being willing to fight for someone, even when it's difficult."

"Love isn't always easy, but it's always worth the effort."

"I love you, Leela. I don't care if it takes forever."

"Love is for people who don't got nothin' better to do."

"Love is what happens when your brain stops workin' right."

"Love is the most powerful force in the universe."

"I love my family, even when they're weird."

"Love is the most important thing, I think."

"I'm back baby, and I'm in love!"

"Love stinks, but I'm still doing it."

"I'm a romantic at heart, a bender at work, and a felon by trade."

"Wha... why is my love life worse than my credit score?"

"Is it wrong to love the universe when the universe clearly doesn't love you back?"

"Love is irrational, which explains why I pursue it constantly."

"The heart wants what it wants, and mine wants impossible things."

"Longing is the feeling I know best and like least."

"Marge, you're the only woman ever."

"Donuts is the sincerest form of love."

"Love makes you do crazy things, but it's worth it."

"Love isn't about being perfect. It's about being real."

"Love requires sacrifice, but the reward is immeasurable."