Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

26844 quotes

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"What's the point of living if I can't see Leela?"
Fry
F
"I just want to be with the one I love."
Fry
F
"You're my favorite person in the universe."
Fry
F
"I can't imagine my life without you."
Fry
P
"The key to a woman's heart is an elaborate romantic gesture and an utter disregard for her actual contemporary plans."
Professor Farnsworth
M
"Love is when you care about somebody more than yourself."
Meatwad
M
"Love is whatever makes you feel good, usually involving food."
Master Shake
M
"Love doesn't conquer all, but it's worth trying."
Master Shake
B
"Love is for suckers, but I'll make an exception for you."
Bender
B
"Love makes you do stupid things. Lucky for me, I'm already stupid."
Bender
J
"Love is probably the most confusing thing about growing up."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Real love is probably not like the movies."
Jason Penopolis
M
"Love is just agreeing to let someone hurt you eventually."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Love is a terrible idea I keep believing in anyway."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"Love is just a chemical reaction in your brain, which is why I avoid it."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
C
"Love is temporary insanity with a legal contract attached."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
F
"Love's messy and complicated, but it's worth the trouble."
Frylock
F
"Love's the scariest thing because it means someone else matters."
Frylock
C
"Love is like coaching - you fake confidence until it becomes real."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Love is a chemical imbalance that society romanticizes."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Love means wanting the best for someone, even when it's hard."
Bruno
B
"Love is about seeing someone's true self and adoring it anyway."
Bruno
M
"Love is when you do stuff for somebody and they do stuff back."
Meatwad
M
"Love your family even when they drive you crazy."
Meatwad
A
"Love is when you can't stop thinking about someone, blood."
Ali G
A
"Love yourself first, then spread it around."
Ali G
M
"Love is when you find someone who gets your jokes."
Master Shake
M
"Love is a chemical reaction that makes you do stupid things."
Master Shake
F
"Love makes people do crazy things."
Frylock
F
"You can't love others if you don't love yourself."
Frylock