Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

26844 quotes

M
"Love fearlessly, it's the only way to truly live."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Love is when someone puts up with your nonsense."
Master Shake
M
"Love is complicated, but meat is simple."
Master Shake
M
"Real love means accepting someone for exactly who they are, flaws and all."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Love is when you want someone to be happy more than you want to be right."
Melissa Virtueson
A
"Me nuh cyaan chat to no gal if she nuh have the big booty, you get me?"
Ali G
A
"Love someone proper and they become your whole world, you know."
Ali G
B
"Love yourself first, and everything else falls into place."
Bruno
J
"Love is confusing, dude. Like, really confusing."
Jason Penopolis
B
"You are very beautiful. If I was not married, I would try to seduce you."
Borat
B
"I like to make love very much. It is the best thing in life."
Borat
C
"Marriage is complicated. But then again, what isn't?"
Coach McGuirk
P
"Love is a chemical reaction, nothing more, nothing less."
Pickle Rick
M
"Love is the most powerful force in the universe."
Mr. Poopybutthole
M
"Love isn't about perfection; it's about acceptance."
Mr. Poopybutthole
B
"Love without honesty is just fantasy."
Beth Smith
B
"I can love someone and still set boundaries."
Beth Smith
B
"Real love includes accepting someone's flaws."
Beth Smith
B
"I've learned that love is a verb, not just a feeling."
Beth Smith
J
"Love is a choice you make every single day."
Jessica
J
"Love doesn't conquer all, but it makes the fight worth it."
Jessica
S
"Love is when you care about someone more than you care about yourself."
Summer Smith
S
"I'm learning that love isn't always romantic."
Summer Smith
S
"Love means wanting someone to be happy even if it's not with you."
Summer Smith
J
"I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is."
Jerry Smith
J
"Love isn't always about grand gestures."
Jerry Smith
J
"Love requires vulnerability and trust."
Jerry Smith
A
"Love is when you see a girl and your willy goes tingle"
Ali G
A
"A real man treats women with respeck and honor"
Ali G
M
"Jessica likes me? No way, that's impossible."
Morty Smith