Love Quotes
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"Love is about showing up, even when you'd rather be doing literally anything else."Melissa Virtueson
"Love means listening to your kid's soccer story for the hundredth time."Melissa Virtueson
"Love is showing up even when you're tired."Melissa Virtueson
"Love is for people who don't have a good air conditioning system."Carl Brutanananadilewski
"Love is complicated, which is why I prefer to keep things simple."Jason Penopolis
"I prefer my relationships complicated and my coffee simple."Jason Penopolis
"Love is like a soccer game - nobody really understands the rules."Coach McGuirk
"Love is painful, but being alone is worse."Coach McGuirk
"Love is just a word until someone makes it real for you."Bruno
"Love without acceptance is just possession."Bruno
"I love you, Shake."Meatwad
"Love for your friends is what makes life worth living."Frylock
"Love shows up in the actions you take for others."Frylock
"Me Julie, she's fit as a fiddle and twice as useful."Ali G
"Love is when someone's weirdness becomes your favorite thing."Ali G
"Love is just being willing to look stupid for someone else's happiness."Melissa Virtueson
"Love is betting everything on someone else's competence."Melissa Virtueson
"Very nice! I like you. You will make a good wife."Borat
"To love truly is to put another's happiness before your own."Borat
"Love is just a word, man. Like 'refrigerator' - it's just a word."Master Shake
"Love makes you do stupid things. I do stupid things anyway, so I'm winning."Master Shake
"I think love is like directing - you have to know what you want and be willing to fight for it."Brendon Small
"Love is complicated, like offside rules but worse."Coach McGuirk
"Love makes you do stupid things, but it's worth it anyway."Coach McGuirk
"Love is like a scene that doesn't quite workâyou keep shooting it until it does."Jason Penopolis
"Love is when someone watches all eight hours of your rough cut."Jason Penopolis
"Love yourself first, and everything else falls into place"Bruno
"Love isn't about changing for someone else; it's about finding someone who loves your real self"Bruno
"Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."Pickle Rick
"Love is messy, but that's what makes it real."Mr. Poopybutthole