Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

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"Love is about showing up, even when you'd rather be doing literally anything else."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Love means listening to your kid's soccer story for the hundredth time."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Love is showing up even when you're tired."
Melissa Virtueson
C
"Love is for people who don't have a good air conditioning system."
Carl Brutanananadilewski
J
"Love is complicated, which is why I prefer to keep things simple."
Jason Penopolis
J
"I prefer my relationships complicated and my coffee simple."
Jason Penopolis
C
"Love is like a soccer game - nobody really understands the rules."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Love is painful, but being alone is worse."
Coach McGuirk
B
"Love is just a word until someone makes it real for you."
Bruno
B
"Love without acceptance is just possession."
Bruno
M
"I love you, Shake."
Meatwad
F
"Love for your friends is what makes life worth living."
Frylock
F
"Love shows up in the actions you take for others."
Frylock
A
"Me Julie, she's fit as a fiddle and twice as useful."
Ali G
A
"Love is when someone's weirdness becomes your favorite thing."
Ali G
M
"Love is just being willing to look stupid for someone else's happiness."
Melissa Virtueson
M
"Love is betting everything on someone else's competence."
Melissa Virtueson
B
"Very nice! I like you. You will make a good wife."
Borat
B
"To love truly is to put another's happiness before your own."
Borat
M
"Love is just a word, man. Like 'refrigerator' - it's just a word."
Master Shake
M
"Love makes you do stupid things. I do stupid things anyway, so I'm winning."
Master Shake
B
"I think love is like directing - you have to know what you want and be willing to fight for it."
Brendon Small
C
"Love is complicated, like offside rules but worse."
Coach McGuirk
C
"Love makes you do stupid things, but it's worth it anyway."
Coach McGuirk
J
"Love is like a scene that doesn't quite work—you keep shooting it until it does."
Jason Penopolis
J
"Love is when someone watches all eight hours of your rough cut."
Jason Penopolis
B
"Love yourself first, and everything else falls into place"
Bruno
B
"Love isn't about changing for someone else; it's about finding someone who loves your real self"
Bruno
P
"Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed."
Pickle Rick
M
"Love is messy, but that's what makes it real."
Mr. Poopybutthole