Love Quotes

The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.

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"Love is the most powerful force in the universe - it conquers all."
Carol Burnett
"Love is the bridge between you and everything else in this world."
Goldie Hawn
"Love requires both courage and faith in another person."
Goldie Hawn
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"The pursuit of happiness is American, but the pursuit of love is universal."
Lily Tomlin
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"The love boat has crashed against the realities of life."
Lily Tomlin
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"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?"
Lily Tomlin
"Love is the willingness to be vulnerable with another person."
Johnny Carson
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"I asked my wife if she believed in life after death. She said, 'Not for you.'"
Rodney Dangerfield
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"Love is the greatest gift you can give and receive. It's what makes life worth living."
Carol Burnett
"Love is the language that everyone understands."
Goldie Hawn
"Love yourself as fiercely as you love others."
Goldie Hawn
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"Anybody who's had a long love affair is not writing the same story over and over."
Lily Tomlin
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"The greatest gift you can give someone is your presence and attention."
Lily Tomlin
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"I've learned that the people you love are what make life worth living."
Lily Tomlin
"My wife put up with my mouth for decades—that's true love right there."
Don Rickles
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"Love is the only real currency in life that matters."
Gilda Radner
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. You start with two hearts and a diamond, and by the end you're looking for a club and a spade."
Phyllis Diller
"I've learned that true love is when someone loves you despite knowing everything about you."
Phyllis Diller
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"Love is the most powerful force in the universe."
Mort Sahl
"Love yourself first, and everything else will fall into place."
Goldie Hawn
"Love is the answer to almost every question life asks."
Goldie Hawn
"Love is the only currency that grows when spent."
Goldie Hawn
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"My wife wants to eat at those Chinese restaurants where the cook makes food right in front of you. I said, 'Honey, the food isn't what concerns me.'"
Rodney Dangerfield
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"My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. She thinks I'm cheating on her. I'm not even cheating on my diet."
Rodney Dangerfield
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"My wife said, 'You never buy me flowers.' I said, 'They die.' She said, 'So will I, and I'd like to see them first.'"
Rodney Dangerfield
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"My wife said, 'I want you to treat me like a princess.' So I sent her off to marry a prince in another castle."
Rodney Dangerfield
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"My wife wanted to know if I'd die for her. I said, 'No, but I'll live miserably.'"
Rodney Dangerfield
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"Love is the only game that is not called on account of darkness."
Gracie Allen
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"Women are designed to love and be loved, which is their greatest strength."
Gracie Allen
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"If you really love someone, you'd let them go."
Gracie Allen