Love Quotes

"Goodbyes are only for those who love with their eyes. Because for those who love with heart and soul, there is no such thing as separation."

"You are worthy of love and belonging."

"Love is wonderful, but it's not a good foundation for a government."

"We're all seeking that special person who is right for us. But if all we're looking for is someone we can feel uncontaminated with, then we are not going to find lasting happiness."

"I have very poor vision, and I can't imagine looking at someone and seeing them look back with such love."

"You can't fall in love twice with the same person, but you can fall out twice."

"I always said that I would never remarry, but I've learned that never say never when it comes to matters of the heart."

"The reason I married Fang is because he made me laugh, and I needed someone to make me laugh."

"A man's only as old as the woman he feels"

"This thing called love, I just don't understand it. I can see dogs in the street making it, I think it's cheating if they're married"

"I was in love once. It was wonderful. The woman wasn't though"

"I'd rather be loved for who I am than liked for who I'm pretending to be."

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

"I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' She said, 'Somewhere I've never been.' I said, 'How about the kitchen?'"

"I said to my wife, 'Why do you always want to go out?' She said, 'Because I'm afraid you're going to die in the house and I'll have to pay rent someplace else.'"

"My wife said, 'Can you pour the wine?' I said, 'Sure, how do you like it?' She said, 'In large glasses.'"

"I said to my wife, 'You never say I love you.' She said, 'You never ask.'"

"My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive, so I took her to a gas station."

"My wife and I tried open marriage. She left the door open and never came back."

"I tried to be romantic. I turned down the lights and put on some soft music. She said, 'Are you having a stroke?'"

"The secret to a happy marriage is a sense of humor and the ability to laugh at yourself."

"Love is like quicksand: the more you struggle, the deeper you sink."

"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend."

"Love is not about possession, it's about appreciation."

"Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."

"My wife says she doesn't care how much I spend on golf, as long as I enjoy it."

"The most important thing is not how you live, but how you love."

"I've been in love. Twice, I think."

"I've been married three times, and I have no regrets. I'm very glad I married all three of them."

"Grief is the price we pay for love."