Love Quotes
The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.
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"I wish I'd made you madder before this, because you look cute when you're mad."Red Skelton
"When you're in love, you're capable of learning everything and of believing everything."Red Skelton
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance."Red Skelton
"I love my wife. That's why I pay for everything and smile when she spends money."Jack Benny
"Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can just throw it."Lucille Ball
"I'd rather spend one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone."Fred Allen
"A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: 'Would I shave my legs for this person?'"Fred Allen
"Love is what we are born with."Fred Allen
"The greatest gift you can give someone is your time and attention."Bob Hope
"Love is the most powerful force in the world."Bob Hope
"The most important thing in life is love and laughter."George Burns
"Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there."George Burns
"I've been in love before, but this is the real thing—no, wait, I said that last time too."George Burns
"Love is the only thing that matters in the end."George Burns
"I love you more than I can say, words just aren't adequate"Red Skelton
"Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend"Red Skelton
"True wealth is not about money, it's about moments with those you love"Red Skelton
"The love you give away is the only love you keep"Red Skelton
"A man in the house is worth two in the street."Mae West
"A woman in love is a woman looking for trouble."Mae West
"I've been in love with the same man for forty-five years. My husband just doesn't know it."Mae West
"I believe in two things: the first is Reincarnation, and the second is you."Mae West
"If you have to think about whether you love someone, then you don't."W.C. Fields
"I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for."W.C. Fields
"Here's to women! Would that we could fall into her arms without falling into her hands."W.C. Fields
"If you love someone, you say it, right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just passes you by."Lucille Ball
"We are all fools in love."Laurel and Hardy
"Love makes the world go round."Laurel and Hardy
"As soon as I get through with you, I'll give you a piece of my mind - and all of my heart."Groucho Marx
"In marriage, the secret is finding someone who laughs at your jokes before you tell them."Bob Hope