Love Quotes
The force that moves poets, philosophers, and ordinary people to extraordinary acts.
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"I wanted to marry a person who was as wonderful as my mother, but I ended up marrying three times instead."Phyllis Diller
"I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor its coming with all my heart."Phyllis Diller
"The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference."Phyllis Diller
"What we all really want is to be accepted and loved for who we are."Gilda Radner
"I've learned that the people who love you are the ones who've seen all of you."Gilda Radner
"Love is the most wonderful thing in the world, except for a good cigar."George Burns
"Love is not about finding the perfect person, it's about seeing the perfect in someone."Bob Hope
"The secret to a happy marriage is finding someone as obsessed with you as you are with them."Gracie Allen
"Love is like a gas station—sometimes you fill up without thinking, and sometimes you're stranded."Gracie Allen
"Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache."Gracie Allen
"You know you're in love when you stop comparing the other person to your mother."Gracie Allen
"The truth is, I like being married. I'm very happy as a wife."Gracie Allen
"The secret to a good marriage is keeping your mouth shut and your heart open."Gracie Allen
"Love is patient, love is kind, love is complicated."Red Skelton
"Love conquers all."Red Skelton
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return."Fred Allen
"Being in love is like being in a warm bath. Eventually, you wrinkle up and the water gets cold."Jack Benny
"Love is knowing someone so well that when they tell you about their day and it had nothing to do with you, you understand anyway."Lucille Ball
"Once in his lifetime, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a beautiful woman."Lucille Ball
"No one loves you because of your looks or your talent. People love you because of who you are."Lucille Ball
"Love is knowing someone so well."Lucille Ball
"Everything I do, I do it for love."Lucille Ball
"Love is patient."Lucille Ball
"I would not know how to love a human being if I didn't know how to love myself, because I wouldn't know what I was loving."George Burns
"Once, I made a great mistake. I said something witty and my husband didn't hear it."Gracie Allen
"I think love is the only thing worth fighting for."Gracie Allen
"A woman in love will do almost anything for a man, but there is always one thing she won't do - she won't leave him."Mae West
"I see you every time I close my eyes."Mae West
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."Mae West
"I like the way you walk, the way you talk, the way you smile."Mae West